we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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