Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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