is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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