Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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