sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
