If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We don't watch enough power rangers
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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