I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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