He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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