i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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