it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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