someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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