I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I will be naked everywhere
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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