Do you still have your period?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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