I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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