you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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