im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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