they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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