called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I need a hoe opinion
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