If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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