bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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