Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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