even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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