They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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