i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
