Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
