so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
i've created a new STD.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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