I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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