Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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