the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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