i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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