thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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