You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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