What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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