Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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