Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
