he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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