yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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