mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I need water and some morals
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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