i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
why do cheetos always look like penises
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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