Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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