I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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