Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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