Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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