If that was your dad, he is hot
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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