For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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