No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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