he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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