honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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