I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
COCAINE IS GR8
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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