absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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