Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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You. Win. At. Life.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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