i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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